THE VOLUPTUOUS LOG O' WONDER
the voluptuous log o' wonder
The latest trend in New York City: the Apartment Log. The perfect accessory for the terminally bored.
A conversation piece as well as a big f*ckin heavy-ass piece of wood, the apartment log will entertain and amuse your friends for seconds on end.
Nothing says "I'm a deluded hipster D-bag" more than an Apartment Log. Get yours today.
30" h x 18" diameter
70 pounds
The latest trend in New York City: the Apartment Log. The perfect accessory for the terminally bored.
A conversation piece as well as a big f*ckin heavy-ass piece of wood, the apartment log will entertain and amuse your friends for seconds on end.
Nothing says "I'm a deluded hipster D-bag" more than an Apartment Log. Get yours today.
30" h x 18" diameter
70 pounds
"Don't be spillin your beer on my log, dude."
- and friend
- and friend
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