CARDBOARD BOX
cardboard box

9 out of 10 children prefer the unique and interesting Cardboard box over all of their other toys. Your child will spend hours on end playing games such as:
  • Look at me, I'm in a box.
  • Vroom, this car rocks.
  • Arrrrrr! I'm a pirate in me pirate ship. Arrrr.
  • Bring me my milk... for I am the Emperor of the Kingdom of Box.
Show your children that you're the most awesome-est parents in the whole wide world by getting them the BESTEST TOY EVARRR.... the Cardboard Box!

Warning: cardboard box has been known to spontaneously combust into flames. Do not place near heaters, furnaces or depressed Buddhist Monks.
"the cardboard box was designed by God. that's what Timmy Burns told me and he never lies."
- and friend
A cardboard box (of undetermined size) is included FREE with most orders



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